New York City Tourism in a Blink

Each holiday season we collect these little anecdotes that American tourists seem so willing to provide. All you have to do is sit in the main square with a pen and notebook available. Enjoy!Old American male: What 's in there for this city?Sweet Mexican woman: Have you tried to visit the city 's churches?Old American male: I've AIDS around the world and has seen more churches that I care to remember.American Girls High School: Oh my god, can you believe the toilet paper dispenser was out of the stop?American Restaurant Patron: I asked a real taco.American Rider Taxi: I want to real money and no change in Pesos.American Student: Are all Mexican women this fat?American housewife (the Texan): Do you perform just how corrupt your government is here?Hippie Freak-a-Zoido American: Can 't believe Americans (expats) who want to live in a country as poor.American woman to travel in-group: You shouldn 't feed your child something similar for breakfast! (She said this to a Mexican mother.)American man fat and balding: They have no liquor for Christ the 'reason for s.American Snobs club: What do you mean there 's no golf course here?American teenage boy: Where 's the mall so I can cross for chicks Mexicans?Ten-year old American: But, I wanted a Happy Meal!Catete southern American farmer: Donch and 'is not all down to a café where you ' re?Cuervo old American (female): Walking into a bank and start to scream, n I know that someone used the *** of the mother f-er here speaks English and I speak to him now!Retired American: But I demand a retired 's discount the spike in wheat asada.American Hotel Patron: Why put 't you get ESPN?San Miguel de Allende American Expat: Placed in front of a young Mexican de 'banda rock gives sy finger until you stop the concert.Backpacker American median age: Walking in a crowded restaurant and announce, all Mexican women are b ** ches .Another catheter southern American farmer: What makes a little speech and 'all talk down here?Women in American English bookstore: She says something she says is inadequate and the owner is a sacrilege that she has such an article.Another chubby bald American: I'm worried about all the graft in Mexico (I guess it doesn 't read in graft in America! [1]I have to make a comment here: Americans act as if America is the model of all that is good in the world. Where did this delusion come from? They are so quick to clarify corruption in another country while the evil of all kinds going on right under their noses! Maybe fans of the Minuteman Project who blame the Mexican migrant workers have to operate services to a small examination of conscience in their own trading fraud watch list at bottom of page!Can someone please explain this to me?